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flaster-like

(adj). A person who is soo cool, words just cannot describe him/her. You'll never forget this person and their pure awesomeness. The complete opposite of a faggotini.
The brilliant kid was loved by all and was considered flaster-like by most. He even gave Mr. Flaster himself a run for his money.
flaster-like by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

flapster 

a flapster is a drunk mother, or woman over 40, who appears to be possibly a lesbian, but is not accustomed to sexual activity of the sort. it is impossible to see a "lone flapster" as they always come in pairs, or more.
Last night, my mom went to the neighbor's to hang out with her flapster friend. She came home a bit too tipsy.
flapster by shesmymother July 25, 2009

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.
Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.
Flasterbate by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

Flasterbation 

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )
Flasterbation is really fun

flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.
He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.

flawstered 

The point of alcohol consumption to where you are no longer responsible for your own gestures or movements, and your body rides the waves of a deep drunk ocean.
OH diggidy doo da i be (flawstered) right now. Lets bounce shreeve before this boat blows.
flawstered by drewber scoober August 1, 2009