flabster

Flabster is a name given to those who like to fiddle little people

That guy is such a flabster

flabster by Gravy man November 22, 2021

Flobster 

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......

The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

Flobster by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019

flaster-like

(adj). A person who is soo cool, words just cannot describe him/her. You'll never forget this person and their pure awesomeness. The complete opposite of a faggotini.

The brilliant kid was loved by all and was considered flaster-like by most. He even gave Mr. Flaster himself a run for his money.

flaster-like by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

flapster 

a flapster is a drunk mother, or woman over 40, who appears to be possibly a lesbian, but is not accustomed to sexual activity of the sort. it is impossible to see a "lone flapster" as they always come in pairs, or more.

Last night, my mom went to the neighbor's to hang out with her flapster friend. She came home a bit too tipsy.

flapster by shesmymother July 25, 2009

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

Flasterbate by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

Flasterbation 

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

Flasterbation by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013

flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.

He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.

flasterbag by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017