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Flobster
Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......
Flobster by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019
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flaster-like
(adj). A person who is soo cool, words just cannot describe him/her. You'll never forget this person and their pure awesomeness. The complete opposite of a faggotini.
The brilliant kid was loved by all and was considered flaster-like by most. He even gave Mr. Flaster himself a run for his money.
flaster-like by A. Mysta July 30, 2008
flapster
a flapster is a drunk mother, or woman over 40, who appears to be possibly a lesbian, but is not accustomed to sexual activity of the sort. it is impossible to see a "lone flapster" as they always come in pairs, or more.
Last night, my mom went to the neighbor's to hang out with her flapster friend. She came home a bit too tipsy.
flapster by shesmymother July 25, 2009
Flasterbate
Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.
Flasterbate by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008
Flasterbation
Flasterbation by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013
flasterbag
flasterbag by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.