Lagsturbater 

A person who finds pleasure from procrastination.

Jamie was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago, she’s such a lagsturbater.

Lagsturbater by WikiRy February 8, 2019

Lasturbate 

The last masturbation session one can fit in before whatever may await them that day or even in their life.

Prisoner 8356 was only an hour away from the chair, his only choice, to lasturbate.

Lasturbate by Jjcales January 11, 2012

Lasturbate 

Final time masturbating before moving addresses.

The moving crew is coming in the morning. I'll have to get up early to lasturbate.

Lasturbate by Mover99 August 25, 2021