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Flapulate

(v.) Oral flatulence - people who talk confidently about things they have little to no idea about. Usually comes with a strong odor of bullsh*t, and a follow-up helping of "STFU"
Our CTO flapulated to the investors about our newest product, they'll believe anything!
by cliftonium May 10, 2004
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FLATULATER

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.
See you later FLATULATER!
by FABARM November 20, 2018
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Fapulate

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.
by lazydbird June 18, 2021
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Fapulating Device

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently
Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.
by lazydbird June 19, 2021
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flatubate

The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?
"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."
by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012
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Count Flapula

A lady's private parts personified
Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!
by braceyajax February 11, 2010
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Flatuvate

The act of lifting at least one butt cheek to pass gas.
I know it was that dude over there that farted - I saw him flatuvate.
by Uncle Pervee April 17, 2010
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