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Self-flagellate 

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.
I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.
Self-flagellate by sugafiend February 3, 2025
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Self flaggelate 

To beat your self up for an extended period of time
His first reaction was to self flaggelate when his girlfriend left.
Self flaggelate by Jaredr821 July 6, 2018

self flagellation

To beat ones meat or bean
He / she was self flagellation with gusto.
self flagellation by xxxx69xxxx November 9, 2017

Self flagellation

Does the definition of the word "Flagellation" make "Self" redundant?
Iam "I know I tend to engage in self flagellation but it isn't as bad for me as you think it is. I have that scar tissue build up so it doesn't really hurt. Don't beat yourself up so much."

Hym "Holy shit!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "If we had more empathy we would die! Is our lack of empathy keeping us alive!?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "I probably would have killed us. What is the link between trait agreeableness and suicidality? I would imagine being high in neuroticism would have an affect on it. I was just positing this the other day. That being low in trait agreeableness ameliorates the the negative effects of being high in trait neuroticism."

Iam "You would have killed me!?"

Hym "If I could kill you without killing me I would do it. Shut up. I'm talking about me here."
Self flagellation by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004