Definitions by Ugg

blodge 

The flecks of blood found in post-menstrual copulatory discharge

I had blodge deposited in tell formation above my facial lips

blodge by Ugg May 3, 2003

head fuck

The traditional post birth examination of the vaginal passage and uteral regions to ensure effective removal of the plecenta.

"after the birth of my 14th child, the head fuck became standard procedure"

head fuck by Ugg May 3, 2003

flagelate 

Vaginal flatulance accompanied by a significant clunge discharge

"if you think you can flagelate there you can sleep on that fucking side!"

flagelate by Ugg May 3, 2003