flagflake

Grown ass men, or women, who become snowflakes and they take offense to real or imagined slights to the their national anthem or flag.

Wow, dude. Don’t be a fucking flagflake. He just kneeled when the national anthem was playing.

by NeitherAFlagflakeNorSnowflake January 13, 2018

flagflake

A person (or in some cases an entity) that acts hypersenstive about the treatment and/or lack of respect for a given symbol (generally a flag). The equivalent of a snowflake but whose emotions revolve specicifically around a symbol.

Also see snowflake.

Carl always prided himself with being open-minded and tolerant, but when he saw the nine o'clock news reports about the protests, he came out as a complete flagflake.

by Sezztradam October 21, 2017

FrogFlakes

mwah

Oh my god, FrogFlakes is so mwah

by pengting69 April 10, 2021

flagelate

Vaginal flatulance accompanied by a significant clunge discharge

"if you think you can flagelate there you can sleep on that fucking side!"

by Ugg May 3, 2003

flagfucked

The state of having your rights, privileges, freedoms, etc, are whittled away in the guise of patriotism.

Net neutrality got flagfucked by congress

by azjoejoe June 16, 2017