flagflake

Grown ass men, or women, who become snowflakes and they take offense to real or imagined slights to the their national anthem or flag.

Wow, dude. Don’t be a fucking flagflake. He just kneeled when the national anthem was playing.

flagflake by NeitherAFlagflakeNorSnowflake January 13, 2018

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flagflake

A person (or in some cases an entity) that acts hypersenstive about the treatment and/or lack of respect for a given symbol (generally a flag). The equivalent of a snowflake but whose emotions revolve specicifically around a symbol.

Also see snowflake.

Carl always prided himself with being open-minded and tolerant, but when he saw the nine o'clock news reports about the protests, he came out as a complete flagflake.

flagflake by Sezztradam October 21, 2017

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Related Words

flagflake • flagelate • flagfucked • FrogFlakes

FrogFlakes

mwah

Oh my god, FrogFlakes is so mwah

FrogFlakes by pengting69 April 10, 2021

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flagelate

Vaginal flatulance accompanied by a significant clunge discharge

"if you think you can flagelate there you can sleep on that fucking side!"

flagelate by Ugg May 3, 2003

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flagfucked

The state of having your rights, privileges, freedoms, etc, are whittled away in the guise of patriotism.

Net neutrality got flagfucked by congress

flagfucked by azjoejoe June 16, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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