flabulence 

Farting noise made not by air exiting the anus, but by air escaping from between folds of fat, or from between fat flesh and a smooth surface, such as a molded plastic chair.

"You farted. I heard it."

"No, that was merely flabulence."

"Thank God."

flabulence by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009

Flabulence

When two or one individuals of a fat or obese nature engage in some kind of exaggerated movement or intimate act that causes the flabs of fat on their body to bounce or move around a lot.

“Did you see that couple over there with the two fat people making out? There was so much flabulence.”

“He made the mistake of jumping around in that small shirt, his flabs were bouncing around everywhere, i’ve never seen that much flabulence.”

Flabulence by Noahlep-rufus47 May 23, 2026

flatulence 

the violent evacuation of intestinal gases

He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send a squad of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence cripple everyone in range.

flatulence by mackhallux September 19, 2010

Symphony of Flatulence 

1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.

Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.

Symphony of Flatulence by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018

nocturnal flatulence 

The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.

My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.

nocturnal flatulence by Satbandit April 30, 2010

Flatulence hoe 

a hood rat who farts during the act

Oh shiz!! Get outta here flatulence hoe, you farted on my face!!

Flatulence hoe by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009

gasasstic flatulence 

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.

“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”

gasasstic flatulence by joseph blough March 25, 2022