flabulence
Farting noise made not by air exiting the anus, but by air escaping from between folds of fat, or from between fat flesh and a smooth surface, such as a molded plastic chair.
flabulence by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009
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Flabulence
When two or one individuals of a fat or obese nature engage in some kind of exaggerated movement or intimate act that causes the flabs of fat on their body to bounce or move around a lot.
“Did you see that couple over there with the two fat people making out? There was so much flabulence.”
“He made the mistake of jumping around in that small shirt, his flabs were bouncing around everywhere, i’ve never seen that much flabulence.”
“He made the mistake of jumping around in that small shirt, his flabs were bouncing around everywhere, i’ve never seen that much flabulence.”
Flabulence by Noahlep-rufus47 May 23, 2026
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flatulence
He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send a squad of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence cripple everyone in range.
flatulence by mackhallux September 19, 2010
Symphony of Flatulence
1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.
Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.
Symphony of Flatulence by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018
nocturnal flatulence
nocturnal flatulence by Satbandit April 30, 2010
Flatulence hoe
Flatulence hoe by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009
gasasstic flatulence
“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”
gasasstic flatulence by joseph blough March 25, 2022
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