Another name for a Moist Flapper. A nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one's anal sphincter when releasing flatulence aka gas. The flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. Sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.
Feeling a little irregularity in his digestive system, Carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive Flapulence in the executive washroom. After release, he gave himself a quick courtesy wipe just make sure he didn't get any Moose Jelly or skid marks in his grunders.
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"Susie, stop referring to your sister as Queen LaQueefah - her flapulence is a normal bodily function that shouldn't be vulgarized, or even acknowledged."
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Get the Flapulence mug.He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send a squad of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence cripple everyone in range.
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Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.
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