Definitions by GlenCallenderUFA

flabulence 

Farting noise made not by air exiting the anus, but by air escaping from between folds of fat, or from between fat flesh and a smooth surface, such as a molded plastic chair.

"You farted. I heard it."

"No, that was merely flabulence."

"Thank God."

flabulence by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009

flabulent 

Adj. Of fat flesh, to make a farting noise. See flabulence.

She shifted uncomfortably, her flabulent buttocks blupping gracelessly on the smooth seat of her molded plastic toadstool hoverchair.

flabulent by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009

smartphobe 

A person who has an irrational fear of smartphones.

Don't get him a Blackberry Bold, he's a total smartphobe.

smartphobe by GlenCallenderUFA March 26, 2009

iPhobe

A person who has an irrational fear and hatred of iPhones, iPods and similar high-tech personal electronic devices.

He's such an iPhobe, he didn't even have a cell phone until 2009--and that's only because I gave it to him.

iPhobe by GlenCallenderUFA March 26, 2009

bisensual 

n. A person of any sexual orientation who enjoys non-sexual body contact (e.g. massage, cuddling) with members of both sexes.

adj. Displaying bisensual characteristics.

(bisexual + sensual = bisensual)

also bisensuals, bisensuality

“I only have sex with men, but I’ll cuddle with anybody. I guess you could say I’m (a) bisensual.”

“Everyone was massaging everyone else. It was totally bisensual.”

bisensual by GlenCallenderUFA March 24, 2009

Glen 

The name "Glen" (or "Glenn") means "valley dweller" or "from the valley". It is derived from the Gaelic "gleann" and Welsh "glynn", meaning "valley".

Glen was born in a glen, so we named him Glen.

Glen by GlenCallenderUFA March 24, 2009