Often seen at house parties, a fizzamatician is someone adept in the art of drinking alcoholic beverages and organising drinking games. The term lashmaster was used previously to denote a person with the ability to organise drinking games. Fizzamatician describes a person with these skills and more, with a far deeper understand of the science of drinking. A true expert in this field.
Guy A - "Look at that dude mixing his drinks!"
Guy B - "Yeah, he's a expert Fizzamatician"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.