fizzmopper 

Someone who cleans up feminine jizz.
A jizzmopper for the ladies.

front burner "Damn Drew, you are so good in bed I came again!"
me: "I know baby, let da fizzmopper clean it up for you."

fizzmopper by drew October 22, 2004

jizzmopper 

The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.

Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.

jizzmopper by Heywood April 17, 2003

jizzmopper 

someone who cleans the windows of the nudy booth, see definition of nudy booth

"That jizzmopper makes alot of money!"

jizzmopper by crackman April 17, 2003

jizzmopper 

A figurative term, based on the primary definition, for a man who takes responsibility for his wife's/girlfriend's child from another relationship.

"She was a nice enough girl, but she's got a kid whose dad doesn't help. I want kids of my own, but why should I clean up some other guy's mess? I've never been a jizzmopper."

jizzmopper by XenophonJ September 24, 2009

jizzmopper 

One who mops leftover semen off the floors at a strip club

DAM foo i hear Frank be one helz of a jizzmopper ya heard!?

jizzmopper by FATTYBOOMBATTY May 13, 2005

jizzmopper 

a person, with two first names as his full name, who is commonly found sporting a mullet, overalls and drives a 80's style t-top camaro who's job is to mop up other men's gizz for there later secretive personal use.

that "g wad" dj is nothing but a schwoogie "jizzmopper"

also see : g wad and schwoogie

jizzmopper by NIZZLE4RIZZLE December 28, 2005

Jizzmopper 

Noun. One who works at an adult video store and mops up the excreted sperm from all the men that jerk off.

Noun. Tina Lee, from San Francisco.

Noun. One who licks sperm from the floor.

1. Damn man, you see that jizzmopper over there, dude?
2. Man look at jizzmopper walking over here with Mr.Tang.
3. Lick that shit you jizzmopper.

Jizzmopper by Kenneth Lei January 11, 2009