the bestest coolest online friend. mf is so sweet and nice. they will always be their for you and listen to you rant. everyone needs a fivten in their life
guys look itβs fivten!
wow they look so cool i wish i was their friend
A fitten is a sexually attactive human-being of the female sex. A contraction of the words 'fit' (meaning attactive) and 'kitten' (a suitable noun to complement 'fit'), fitten can be used in a variety of contexts.
For example, "dude, that girl is a fitten", "I don't know who you were talking about, but that girl's more of an uggo" or "bruv, that girl you were talking to was a fitten, so why did you leave the party with the minger?". Not to be used for grandmas, cave-dwellers or mingers.
five nines, as in 99.999%, something that is the absolute best in category. better than anything else out there.
For a geek, "five nines" means 99.999% uptime for your server, less than five minutes per year. For humans, it's something that's just over the top good all the way around with a big exclamation after it.
Your new girlfriend is fivenines. Nice one.
Did you see that movie with Val Kilmer? It's fivenines.