fivenines 

five nines, as in 99.999%, something that is the absolute best in category. better than anything else out there.

For a geek, "five nines" means 99.999% uptime for your server, less than five minutes per year. For humans, it's something that's just over the top good all the way around with a big exclamation after it.

Your new girlfriend is fivenines. Nice one.

Did you see that movie with Val Kilmer? It's fivenines.

Your car rocks, it's fivenines.

Urban dictionary? It's fivenines.

fivenines by Derek Dakota August 25, 2007

hero fiennes tiffin 

HERO FINEASS TIFFIN is a sexy ass boi who is gonna take over the world (if you’re seeing this in the future yes he has taken over the world) He is one british sweetheart and he plays fortnite, speaks like wagwan innit g. HAS THE WORLDS MOST SEXY ACCENT OOF. Most iconic line would be RRRRRRRR and he deserves the world 🚀🚀🚀

My friend: Yo! I need a Hero!!

Me: YES! A HERO FIENNES TIFFIN

hero fiennes tiffin by myhero_ft March 17, 2019

Hero Fiennes-Tiffin 

A hot, rich, sexy, actor, young man who is my MAN

Hero Fiennes-Tiffin is so fucking hot

Hero Fiennes-Tiffin by sh4wty6 on ig January 19, 2020

ralph fiennes 

A famous British actor, brother of actor Joseph Fiennes.
Starred in films like, the English Patient, Shindlers list, The Constant Gardener and Red Dragon. Very talented actor also incredibally sexy.

Name pronounced RAFE FINES

1. Ralph Fiennes deserved an Oscar for Shindlers List
2. Ralph Fiennes is sexy as hell.

ralph fiennes by KittyKatVoodo September 23, 2006

Ralph Fiennes 

The sexiest human being to ever exist. Also an incredibly talented actor who is often cast as an antagonist. Notable movies he starred in include Schindler's List, The English Patient, The Reader, and the Harry Potter movies. He's British and his name is pronounced RAYF FINES, not Ralf Fee-en-ez. Did I mention he's SUPER sexy? He's the epitome of sex.

Why the hell hasn't Ralph Fiennes received an Oscar yet?
I WANT RALPH FIENNES IN MY BED STAT.

Ralph Fiennes by fiennesxme July 23, 2011

Ranulph Fiennes 

The hardest man in the world. While all these jocks are going on about how Chuck Norris is amazing Sir Fiennes is busy breaking impossible records and cutting off his own frost bitten fingers with a saw in his tool shed.

Chuck Norris: Never actually did anything hardcore, just acted in some TV shows

Ranulph Fiennes: Known as the best explorer and hardest man to have ever lived; living proof that the SAS produces the best.

Ranulph Fiennes by Theo S October 20, 2008

Hero Fiennes-Tiffin 

He is Josephine Langford’s boyfriend and is hot as fuck. “He is the fittest man in the world” said Barack Obama. “He is the best looking model” said Kendall Jenner. He is described as the best actor on earth.

He is as sexy as Hero Fiennes-Tiffin

Hero Fiennes-Tiffin by Whore4hero August 6, 2019