fistful of nut

Semen, in the palm of your hand.

Could be used to impregnate yourself to try and keep your boyfriend from dumping you. Only to have him dump you anyways and then not believe the child is his own because, well, he never had sex with you.

"Instead of him cumming in my mouth I allowed him to cum in my hand. I immediately ran to the bathroom( I assumed he thought i was gonna spit and rinse my mouth) I laid on my back with my legs against the wall and dug the fistful of nut in my vagina and started squeezing my vagina muscles."

fistful of nut by JennimayR October 10, 2012

a fistful of power rings 

Something so unbelievably sexy that the Green Lantern couldn't summon anything close with a fistful of The Lantern Corp's power rings.

That girl in the sexy outfit is a fistful of power rings.

a fistful of power rings by ThomNoland June 20, 2011

fistful of assholes 

a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses

a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes

fistful of assholes by silly billyx23 February 18, 2009

Fitfuck 

A male fucking douchebag the wears a Fitbit as a fashion statement with the belief that women are impressed.

The mall is full of fitfucks today.

Fitfuck by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2016

fistfull 

when someone asks if you have been fisten, the correct reply is: "by the fistFUUUUUULLLL!!!!!!!" it is simply crass and bad mannered to reply with anything else! A fistfull is when u get heaps of action with the chicks!

been fisten?
by the fistfull!
been footen?
by the footfull!
craven morehead!
who is craven morehead?
apparently you are hahahaha!

fistfull by late Cummer April 16, 2006

fistful 

Collective noun for wankers.

The fistful of wankers were most upset when the gaggle of geese showed more interest in the school of fish.

fistful by AOIs October 14, 2005

fistful of boomstick 

Where you ram your fist up someones orafice, open your hand and start slapping around the inside yelling "fistful of boomstick"

lizzy RELLY likes to get a fistful of boomstick from phil

fistful of boomstick by anonymous April 17, 2004