fistful 

Collective noun for wankers.

The fistful of wankers were most upset when the gaggle of geese showed more interest in the school of fish.

fistful by AOIs October 14, 2005

fistful of nut

Semen, in the palm of your hand.

Could be used to impregnate yourself to try and keep your boyfriend from dumping you. Only to have him dump you anyways and then not believe the child is his own because, well, he never had sex with you.

"Instead of him cumming in my mouth I allowed him to cum in my hand. I immediately ran to the bathroom( I assumed he thought i was gonna spit and rinse my mouth) I laid on my back with my legs against the wall and dug the fistful of nut in my vagina and started squeezing my vagina muscles."

fistful of nut by JennimayR October 10, 2012

fistful of assholes 

a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses

a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes

fistful of assholes by silly billyx23 February 18, 2009

fistful of boomstick 

Where you ram your fist up someones orafice, open your hand and start slapping around the inside yelling "fistful of boomstick"

lizzy RELLY likes to get a fistful of boomstick from phil

fistful of boomstick by anonymous April 17, 2004

Fistful of Man Dollars

A euphemism for masturbation. Dollars equate to a "wad of cash" or simply, a "wad". And having a fistful of such is to have a firm grip on your "wad", or to be in the act of resurrecting the one-eyed yogurt slinger.

After hours of watching erotic film, Terrence got a fistful of man dollars and then slipped into a sweet sleep.

Fistful of Man Dollars by C.M.E. Barnard July 18, 2007

fistful of stone 

1. To have the equivalent or near the equivalent of deadweight. E.I. nothing of worth/value.
2. An event, object, person(s), or thing that is of little praise or virtue.

Ex. 1 - We only had two donors give a considerable contribution, so the rest of the room was a fistful of stone.
Ex. 2 - I gave Jill $300 to go gamble on the tables, She came back with five $5 chips, a goddamn fistful of stone!
Ex. 3 - "McFaddens got shot down because five people were stabbed.' 'Had it been four people no problem, but god forbid it was five people, a whole fistful of stone!"

fistful of stone by GoldenBoy44 January 7, 2015

Fistful spanking 

Punching someone's ass.
Boxing someone's behind.

-He said he enjoys fistful spanking.
- He is just trying to make punching someone's ass sound kinky

Fistful spanking by Yen9090 October 10, 2017