Fitfuck

A male fucking douchebag the wears a Fitbit as a fashion statement with the belief that women are impressed.

The mall is full of fitfucks today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2016

Fatfuckinator

Any large burger containing multiple beef patties, bacon strips, and excessive amounts of cheese, ie, Wendy's Baconator, Burger King's Triple Stacker, Rally's/Checkers' Double Big Buford, and pretty much any Hardees Burger. Guaranteed to make you a FAT FUCK, hence the name!

Hey bro, how about a Fatfuckinator? No? Really man? Ok bro, that's cool.

by Roland Daggett November 10, 2007

are you fistfucking me?

An exclamation of surprise and angst.

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

by newsvava February 12, 2009

fatfuck

a person who is REALLY REALLY fat. Like, incredibly fat. Their boobs (or moobs) are the size of mountains.

Herman is one fatfuck.

by wowser77 October 7, 2009

Fistfuck

1) To insert fist into vagina.
2) A word used to show disbelief.
3) Being party to misfortune.

1) Damn, you fistfucked that bitch.
2) You've gotta be fistfuckin' me!
3) I got fistfucked in court today.

by Anthony H, April 1, 2003

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

by Jan Warren January 23, 2008

fatfuck

A person wose belly folds over his or her pants.

Mike hoffer,Ed Grabinski, Mark(shitdick) Gustiduas

by Mark Lankowski September 17, 2003