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A male fucking douchebag the wears a Fitbit as a fashion statement with the belief that women are impressed.
The mall is full of fitfucks today.
Fitfuck by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2016
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Fatfuckinator 

Any large burger containing multiple beef patties, bacon strips, and excessive amounts of cheese, ie, Wendy's Baconator, Burger King's Triple Stacker, Rally's/Checkers' Double Big Buford, and pretty much any Hardees Burger. Guaranteed to make you a FAT FUCK, hence the name!
Hey bro, how about a Fatfuckinator? No? Really man? Ok bro, that's cool.
Fatfuckinator by Roland Daggett November 10, 2007

are you fistfucking me? 

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
are you fistfucking me? by newsvava February 12, 2009
a person who is REALLY REALLY fat. Like, incredibly fat. Their boobs (or moobs) are the size of mountains.
Herman is one fatfuck.
fatfuck by wowser77 October 7, 2009

Fistfuck 

1) To insert fist into vagina.
2) A word used to show disbelief.
3) Being party to misfortune.
1) Damn, you fistfucked that bitch.
2) You've gotta be fistfuckin' me!
3) I got fistfucked in court today.
Fistfuck by Anthony H, April 1, 2003

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...
"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."
A person wose belly folds over his or her pants.
Mike hoffer,Ed Grabinski, Mark(shitdick) Gustiduas
fatfuck by Mark Lankowski September 17, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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