fistfulk

A violent stalker, waiting to attack , keeping track of every move you make, watching you at all times.....

The woman couldn't believe that her OWN son was a fistfulk!

by anonymous May 31, 2021

fistful of nut

Semen, in the palm of your hand.

Could be used to impregnate yourself to try and keep your boyfriend from dumping you. Only to have him dump you anyways and then not believe the child is his own because, well, he never had sex with you.

"Instead of him cumming in my mouth I allowed him to cum in my hand. I immediately ran to the bathroom( I assumed he thought i was gonna spit and rinse my mouth) I laid on my back with my legs against the wall and dug the fistful of nut in my vagina and started squeezing my vagina muscles."

by JennimayR October 10, 2012

a fistful of power rings

Something so unbelievably sexy that the Green Lantern couldn't summon anything close with a fistful of The Lantern Corp's power rings.

That girl in the sexy outfit is a fistful of power rings.

by ThomNoland June 20, 2011

are you fistfucking me?

An exclamation of surprise and angst.

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

by newsvava February 12, 2009

Fistfuck

1) To insert fist into vagina.
2) A word used to show disbelief.
3) Being party to misfortune.

1) Damn, you fistfucked that bitch.
2) You've gotta be fistfuckin' me!
3) I got fistfucked in court today.

by Anthony H, April 1, 2003

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

by Jan Warren January 23, 2008

fistful of assholes

a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses

a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes

by silly billyx23 February 18, 2009