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fistful of nut

Semen, in the palm of your hand.

Could be used to impregnate yourself to try and keep your boyfriend from dumping you. Only to have him dump you anyways and then not believe the child is his own because, well, he never had sex with you.
"Instead of him cumming in my mouth I allowed him to cum in my hand. I immediately ran to the bathroom( I assumed he thought i was gonna spit and rinse my mouth) I laid on my back with my legs against the wall and dug the fistful of nut in my vagina and started squeezing my vagina muscles."
fistful of nut by JennimayR October 10, 2012

Fist Full of Pubes 

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders
Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.

a fistful of power rings 

Something so unbelievably sexy that the Green Lantern couldn't summon anything close with a fistful of The Lantern Corp's power rings.
That girl in the sexy outfit is a fistful of power rings.

fist full of doll hairs 

Proof of victory between a girl on girl catfight usually involving a weave or wig.
I could tell Nina had won the fight because she had Kmartina's wig as a fist full of doll hairs.

fistful of assholes 

a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses
a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes

a face like a fist full of ass holes 

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.