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fistathon 

A fistathon is my favourite pastime. When a man and two or more women have a group fisting session, the man usually fisting both there vaginas at once, or a man fisting a woman while she fists another woman. Let me get this straight, the man is the fister, not the fisted. It is done gently and creates a special energy also known as fist nirvana, which fisters find quiet surreal and epic. fist on!
Lets go to pumpkin tits house for a four-way fistathon!
By the fistfull!
It will be fruitfull!
which nobody can deny!
fistathon by aussie fister April 27, 2006
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oral fistation 

Verb (oh-rah-lee phis-tay-shion)
Not to be confused with Freud's oral fiaxation
1. The act of forcefully placing a fist into ones mouth, sexually.

2. The act of violently punching someone in the mouth.
1. Becky: I can't wait to go to Liam's house later. He told me we could oral fistate tonight.

2. Did you watch the fight last night?Rhonda Rousey totally got orally fistated.

~oral fistate, orally fistating, orally fistated, oral fistation
oral fistation by 3sexetiers February 17, 2017

fistagon 

Term coined by Zack De La Rocha of Rage Against The Machine. Used to describe the iron-fisted Pentagon.
Terror rains drenchin', quenchin the thrist of power dons.
That five sided fist-a-gon.

Was it cast for the mass who burn and toil?
Or for the vultures who thirst for blood and oil?
A spectacle monopolized
They hold the reins and stole your eyes
The fistagons bullets and bombs
Who stuff the banks
Who staff the party ranks
fistagon by Grif July 5, 2004

Fistaphobia 

Fear of being fisted
"Omg Jenni does NOT have fistaphobia!
What a whore!"
Fistaphobia by minge... August 25, 2008

Fistaroni 

To receive a rough and rugged fisting of your anus from you partner, male or female, as a gesture of appreciation after you have taken them for a wonderful pasta dinner at their favorite Italian restaurant.
Joe: Hey Frank. How as you date with Susan last night? Did you take her to Gambino's?
Frank: Yea brother. It was great. Great wine. Great Pasta. She loves that place. Loves it so much that I got the old Fistaroni when I got home.

Joe: Sweet! At least the Lasagna won't clog you up this time.
Fistaroni by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015
Group of three or more people continually farting; similar to a marathon, though running is replaced with farting.
Chris: Hey breh, want to come over tonight for a fartathon?
Reggie: No, sorry. I've got to study for my chemistry exam.
fartathon by MOMuvmENT April 17, 2010

Fistration 

When your trying to grab life by the balls and life grabs your balls instead
When trying to do and be the best a person can be and something happens to mess shit up it's a fistration
Fistration by London lemongrass February 27, 2019