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Fistaphobia

Fear of being fisted
"Omg Jenni does NOT have fistaphobia!
What a whore!"
by minge... August 25, 2008
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Fortaphobia

I only clean my room because I have a severe case of fortaphobia!
by Tottalingcarccass May 31, 2018
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futaphobia

The persistent fear of people who appear to be female, but for some reason have male genitalia. Used widely in hentai, roleplaying and elsewhere
"When I was roleplaying on WoW last night I met this hot Draenei, then she pulled out her giant futanari cock! I just developed futaphobia :("
by Morot May 9, 2015
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fitphobia

The fear of getting in shape by way of exercise and dieting. The fear of lifestyle changes and sacrifice it will take to achieve a healthy body weight.

Fear of in-shape people
Miranda is Morbidly Obese and suffering from multiple auto-immune diseases but her fitphobia keeps her from making lifestyle changes to remedy her situation
Dale is fitphobic and that keeps him from going into the gym even though he has a membership.
by BasedMillennial February 9, 2023
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fataphobia

person who has a fear of fat people and who constantly insults them.
Yvonne's fataphobia has caused her to shy away from people with unusally large girths because a FAT person sat on her as a child!
by Danielle April 6, 2005
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Fataphobia

Somone who who hates/has a fear about fat people. They are scared, but hate them.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! A fatty! Oy, chunk, Your ass has got time zonez!"
by U-man May 6, 2005
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Fretaphobia

The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.
Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!
by BLINDPARAPLEGICS, MOBILIZE January 2, 2008
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