Fistaphobia
Fistaphobia by minge... August 25, 2008
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Fortaphobia
Fortaphobia by Tottalingcarccass May 31, 2018
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futaphobia
The persistent fear of people who appear to be female, but for some reason have male genitalia. Used widely in hentai, roleplaying and elsewhere
"When I was roleplaying on WoW last night I met this hot Draenei, then she pulled out her giant futanari cock! I just developed futaphobia :("
futaphobia by Morot May 9, 2015
fitphobia
The fear of getting in shape by way of exercise and dieting. The fear of lifestyle changes and sacrifice it will take to achieve a healthy body weight.
Fear of in-shape people
Fear of in-shape people
Miranda is Morbidly Obese and suffering from multiple auto-immune diseases but her fitphobia keeps her from making lifestyle changes to remedy her situation
Dale is fitphobic and that keeps him from going into the gym even though he has a membership.
Dale is fitphobic and that keeps him from going into the gym even though he has a membership.
fitphobia by BasedMillennial February 9, 2023
fataphobia
Yvonne's fataphobia has caused her to shy away from people with unusally large girths because a FAT person sat on her as a child!
fataphobia by Danielle April 6, 2005
Fataphobia
Fataphobia by U-man May 6, 2005
Fretaphobia
The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.
Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!
Fretaphobia by BLINDPARAPLEGICS, MOBILIZE January 2, 2008
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