Fistaroni

To receive a rough and rugged fisting of your anus from you partner, male or female, as a gesture of appreciation after you have taken them for a wonderful pasta dinner at their favorite Italian restaurant.

Joe: Hey Frank. How as you date with Susan last night? Did you take her to Gambino's?
Frank: Yea brother. It was great. Great wine. Great Pasta. She loves that place. Loves it so much that I got the old Fistaroni when I got home.

Joe: Sweet! At least the Lasagna won't clog you up this time.

Fistaroni by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

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fistagon

Term coined by Zack De La Rocha of Rage Against The Machine. Used to describe the iron-fisted Pentagon.

Terror rains drenchin', quenchin the thrist of power dons.
That five sided fist-a-gon.

Was it cast for the mass who burn and toil?
Or for the vultures who thirst for blood and oil?
A spectacle monopolized
They hold the reins and stole your eyes
The fistagons bullets and bombs
Who stuff the banks
Who staff the party ranks

fistagon by Grif July 5, 2004

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Fistaroni • fistagon • Fistatron • fisheroni • fistationist • Fistimonic Orgasm

Fistatron

Barbed Arch nemisis of Porn Bear. Mechanical being used to initiate new members into the cult of the "porn bear". Leaves you with a red box. See www.pornbear.co.uk

"I'd like to jpin the porn bear cult"
"Okay I'll get the Fistatron out"
"Nice one Springbean"

Fistatron by felchmeister General October 22, 2003

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Fistatron

A machine that fists. Such machine can insert itself into the vag or more commonly, the anus - which it will then continue to pound out your insides.

Fistatron is also well known for taking things out, crushing them, and destroying them.

(Not always used in a sexual manner).

Me: I am a Fistatron! I will pummel your insides till you are no more!

Yourmom: Please... Don't!

Fistatron by chriswf May 28, 2011