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The opposite of a wingman. A finman is someone who gets rid of unwanted suitors for a friend, helps their friend focus on getting one person and weeding out the creeps.
(Name finman because that's the name of the first guy my friend and I chose to apply this to.)
"I want to get back with him but all these guys keep talking to me and getting in my way."
"Don't worry dude, I got your back, I'll finman you."
finman by indecision April 6, 2015
Words you can keep
Damn, your fish is such a Finana.
Finana by PomuHub August 19, 2021

Financial Dominatrix 

A Female who has a fetish for receiving money from submissives who shares the Financial Domination fetish.
MissTriss is a wonderful Financial Dominatrix who teaches the art of Financial Domination .
NSFW fish that reviews food and lays eggs.
Joe: "whats a Finana"
Bill: "Feesh🐠"
Finana by Disturbedwaffle August 19, 2021

financial security 

the act of filing for bankruptcy every 10 years because your wife's spending habits and your insane lifestyle wont allow you to pay your bills or save for the future.
"Hey I heard you are filing for bankruptcy"? "Yeah our deathwatch} hasn't paid out [yet and G has a new new G Ride and we needed some financial security to keep funding our insane lifestayle" "WOW! You're a loser"! "Yeah I know"
financial security by AssaKammer January 4, 2018

Objective Finance 

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.
"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"

Finland Helicopter 

Finland Helicopter

To grab your flaccid penis and rotate it wildly in a clockwise or counter clockwise in a rotor-like fashion. Resembling a helicopter. You must achieve a maximum speed of 69 rotations per second to achieve flight with this action.

May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or an adverb to fit any kind of sentence.
Jeff just started his Finland Helicopter and flew out of the window!
Finland Helicopter by BMJimmer November 22, 2010
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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