finher
cunt.
finher by miialouiise.x December 17, 2008
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Mexican Finger
Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....
Mexican Finger by ohohface247 November 23, 2011
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Jr finger pointer joyner
Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.
Jr finger pointer joyner by lord of hell June 18, 2010
Trump Finger
/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/
noun.
An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.
noun.
An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.
Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".
Trump Finger by Illegitimate President Trump January 29, 2017
Give 'em the finger
Give 'em the finger by GS71 April 4, 2015
fanny fingering formula
Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Kid named Finger
Kid named Finger by Randomshit_69 August 19, 2022
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