fingut 

Sticking your nose up an arsehole and sniffing, causing poop to go up the nostrils. Next breathe out both nostrils on each asscheek putting a poop nugget on each.

Stop it man, I’m about to fingut you.

fingut by anonymous September 3, 2021

fingoth 

Being a "Financial Goth," is when you are too rich for self harm but need to express yourself destructively. So to show your pain, you invest unwisely just to watch your money bleed out in either the stock exchange, or in Chinese crypto currency.

"The only feeling I can get now a days, is knowing that my crypto is funding faceless buisness men's holidays. I'm truly a Fingoth"

fingoth by Daddies Crumbies August 21, 2020

Finnut Sleep 

The act of busting a nut before sleep. Nutting increases melatonin levels in the brain, leading to a harder and longer sleep.

Noah, after having a long day of work, said, "man I need to go home and finnut sleep."

Finnut Sleep by KSblueberry February 12, 2019

fingature

The act of using your finger instead of a pen to sign for a credit card transaction on a device like an iPad.

This guy comes into my shop, and instead of using his finger to sign for his purchase, the idiot whips out a sharpie and signs the iPad! Now it's all fucking stained and shit! So I now hide all pens and tell people I need their fingature.

fingature by brewkelly November 2, 2013

Fingurt 

(Verb) West of Scotland colloquialism for fingered

"I fingurt wee Sally last night"
"You're wantin' fingurt"

Fingurt by Jobby Gillespie May 22, 2012

fignuts 

A derogatory term to describe someone of inferior intelligence, physical appearance, social skills or character. See also Fucker.

Awww, crap! Listen, fignuts, the tour is either in the commissary by now or in the Howling Mad Gift Shop.

fignuts by Dookie October 1, 2003

fignuts 

An exclaimation of displeasure, often used by a certain character on Sealab 2021.

I lost my keys, oh fignuts!

fignuts by GreggBrain August 29, 2003