fignuts

A derogatory term to describe someone of inferior intelligence, physical appearance, social skills or character. See also Fucker.
Awww, crap! Listen, fignuts, the tour is either in the commissary by now or in the Howling Mad Gift Shop.
by Dookie October 01, 2003
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An exclaimation of displeasure, often used by a certain character on Sealab 2021.
I lost my keys, oh fignuts!
by GreggBrain August 30, 2003
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fignuts

Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.
by Tank November 15, 2003
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fignuts

A derogatory term that can be used in any situation and on anyone or anything, such as jerk, idiot or dick.
What's going on, Fignuts?
by Makrel October 01, 2003
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What Captain Murphi calls everyone
If you're looking for me, you'd better check under the sea, fignuts!
by Ultravog January 28, 2004
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To stuff your balls (all lubed up) into a girl's asshole, upon removing them your balls turn blue with asphyxiation due to the lack of circulation (meaning the fig part).
Upon this if you happen to fuck up, it's rips off your balls with a VOOM vacuum sound. There are also many variations of it such as the Inconspicuous (where you take the shitty balls and slap it on her face) and the Split Fig (where there is two different testes from two different guys ((yes they're gay since balls are touching)).
Cindy sucked those balls into her asshole as if they were food given to a fat person. fignuts

Lora was helping guys in a fignut tree, by letting each one stuff their balls in and waiting for them to turn blue than let the next one come stuffing in.
by Co....... December 13, 2007
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Someone who's testicles resemble figs.
"I spent all day in the pool and now I have fignuts!"
by Twisty J March 23, 2007
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