Former Finalist 

Someone who competed in the finale of a show or challenge. Who likely lost, considering it isn't 'former winner'.

M. Leafy: "You should really value my company, I AM a former finalist!"
Pin: "Why do you say that like it's impressive? You're saying you got second, AKA you lost. Which means you're a loser!"

Former Finalist by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025

national merit finalist 

the medal that you get for being a sweat in high school

Mom: Jennifer's son Kevin is a National Merit Finalist and he's going to UCLA!
Me: ok

national merit finalist by Miss Deed February 15, 2024

Mongolian esports finalist 

Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).

Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”

Mongolian esports finalist by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025

Mongolian ESports Finalist 

Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers

-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch

-Match commentators (optional)

Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)

Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”

Mongolian ESports Finalist by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025

finalism 

A state of mind, usually during final exams, where your priorities list is read from the bottom.

Example 1:
"Dude! did you study? you have a final exam tomorrow!"
"Just a minute, I have to define the word (Finalism) first"

Example 2:
You are in the "finalism" state of mind when:
You have finals, but you have to clean your room, call your mom, format your PC, clean your car first.

Example 3:
You have to record a song when you don't even know how to play a guitar, during final exams.

finalism by Faisal_ha June 19, 2009

Finalitis 

The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.

"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."

Finalitis by Garexus June 6, 2007

Finality 

When someone ends a friendship or relationship actually giving you a reason, verses disappearing without an explanation.

"At least it was finality when Jim said he doesn't want to stay together because I won't put out. My last boyfriend just drifted off and never told me what the problem was."

Finality by catluver42 January 6, 2008