Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”
by The_angriest_aztec March 04, 2025
Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”
by The_angriest_aztec March 04, 2025
Someone who competed in the finale of a show or challenge. Who likely lost, considering it isn't 'former winner'.
M. Leafy: "You should really value my company, I AM a former finalist!"
Pin: "Why do you say that like it's impressive? You're saying you got second, AKA you lost. Which means you're a loser!"
Pin: "Why do you say that like it's impressive? You're saying you got second, AKA you lost. Which means you're a loser!"
by one another queer person July 29, 2025
by Miss Deed February 15, 2024