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Former Finalist 

Someone who competed in the finale of a show or challenge. Who likely lost, considering it isn't 'former winner'.
M. Leafy: "You should really value my company, I AM a former finalist!"
Pin: "Why do you say that like it's impressive? You're saying you got second, AKA you lost. Which means you're a loser!"

national merit finalist 

the medal that you get for being a sweat in high school
Mom: Jennifer's son Kevin is a National Merit Finalist and he's going to UCLA!
Me: ok
national merit finalist by Miss Deed February 15, 2024

Mongolian esports finalist 

Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”

Mongolian ESports Finalist 

Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers

-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch

-Match commentators (optional)

Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026