Finalitis 

The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.

"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."

Finalitis by Garexus June 6, 2007

Finalitis 

A disease that eats away your brain at the end of finals week and will not allow you to study for your last day of finals. A disease similar to senioritis, but more advanced

You studying for your last final tonight?
>F*ck no I got finalitis...I'm just gonna wing it tomorrow

Finalitis by Duke_0302 May 6, 2010

finalysis 

noun- A contraction of the term 'final analysis'.

In finalysis, when you look at all the asshole's in existence, one is hard pressed to accept Darwin's theory. Survival of the fittest, my ass.

finalysis by badugah February 14, 2009

Finality 

When someone ends a friendship or relationship actually giving you a reason, verses disappearing without an explanation.

"At least it was finality when Jim said he doesn't want to stay together because I won't put out. My last boyfriend just drifted off and never told me what the problem was."

Finality by catluver42 January 6, 2008

fapalitis 

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.

Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.

fapalitis by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011

cranial fecalitis 

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.

I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?

cranial fecalitis by zdarius February 10, 2010

FINALITY 

REALLY terrible band in Texas; worst vocals ever, will make you claw your ears out. Hott bassist though. Shitty singer and crappy guitarist formed 'Crimsonia' if you can even call that a band.

'Why are my ears bleeding again?'
'Oh, I guess you've heard Finality's new shit.'
'Atleast you got the 'shit' part correct.'

FINALITY by fishyyfaceyyy January 23, 2009