fiibit

The word used to mock someone before the recieve eternal damnation.

Ryuji: "Fiibit"
Larry: "Noooooooooo!"
*A large vortex opens in the ground beneath larry's feet as he gets sucked down into the underworld*

by Goopster November 2, 2004

Flibitiblooblah

What to tell a person when they stop talking.

John: Hey
Wille: Sup
John: ...
Wille: Ey Flibitiblooblah

by Ramso February 3, 2013

Fitbitch

A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.

Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.

by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015

Fitbit Salute

The act of masturbation while wearing a Fitbit.

Wow, I got a bunch of extra steps doing the Fitbit Salute.

by BoulderSender69 February 18, 2018

Fitbit Amnesia

All the walking, jogging and miscellaneous exercise done while your Fitbit is off, recharging. It doesn't matter how much you complain, your friends will never believe you. This seems to happen at least once a week.

"I walked eight full laps around the mall yesterday, but I was suffering from Fitbit Amnesia, so it looks like I only walked 42 steps."

by PsychoPuppyDad July 10, 2016

fitbitch

To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.

"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"

by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014

fitbitting

Walking/running with the primary or sometimes sole intention of achieving your goals on fitbut

honey, I can't put out the trash right now as i need to go fitbitting outside

by manV01 April 17, 2016