A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.

Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.

Fitbitch by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015

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fiitjee

A chain of Institutes run by a greedy company whose main purpose is penetration sex without lube. They penetrate you slowly with duration of it depending upon your package.

I got enrolled in fiitjee and my butt is already in pain.

fiitjee by tandavpandav May 10, 2018

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Fabits

That moment when your starting a road trip at 2am and everyone is asleep but you are hungry so you open the bag of munchies and all you hear in the car is the sound of you eating ::Crunch Crunch Crunch:: the passenger turns around and you say "don't judge me, it is just 'Fat-Kid Habit" and he responds with "FABITS".

"I could really go for some pizza right now" "Dude we just ate 10 minutes ago, FABITS"

"My fabits are out of control I just bought a 12 pack from Taco Bell...for myself"

Fabits by Fat Kid Anonymous May 17, 2013

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finito

Italian for "finished", "completed" or "gone".

Slang term for dead.

When dad finds out I failed math, I'll be finito.

My 1972 Fiat is finito - the engine is totally seized.

Finito Benito next Hirohito (a WWII expression - Musolini is dead, next Hirohito)

finito by Yummy Irony May 28, 2006

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