tarped

A specialized injury found often in baseball parks. As the tarp is run out over the field to protect the surface from rain, one of the team trips (or loses a leg), and is covered by the tarp.
Where's Walt?

I don't know. He was just here. What's that bump over there?

Dude. Walt got tarped.
by PsychoPuppyDad July 31, 2010
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Then a miracle occurs

The standard method for having an unreasonable deadline met just in time. Usually quoted when the time given, staffing levels or design constraints will not be met in any other way.
Sam: "This project will take three months from beginning to end, design, develop and test."

Boss: "It's due in three weeks."

Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."
by PsychoPuppyDad August 04, 2010
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unchange

The paper money you receive when you dump a load of change at the hotel desk or currency exchange.
"I just got a twenty-pound note in unchange for all my coins."
by PsychoPuppyDad April 23, 2009
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Yard Dandruff

Yard Dandruff is the grass clippings, leaves, pods, seeds and other materials that get stuck to your dog's fur and then are deposited all over your house. The condition is worst in the Spring and Fall.
"What is all that crap all over the couch? It hurts to sit there."

"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."
by PsychoPuppyDad May 26, 2014
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express love

Express Love is the pain of having a crush on your regular FedEx or UPS driver, and ordering more and more stuff from the Internet just to get a glimpse of him (her).
I'm in Express Love with Alan, my UPS driver. He's dreamy.
by PsychoPuppyDad January 07, 2017
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Expensimental

Doing something insanely expensive for purely sentimental reasons. This tendency is found in almost all women and most drunk men after 4am.
My Spousal Unit just spent $25 to ship $15 worth of popcorn to a sick cousin. I wish she would stop being so expensimental with my money.
by PsychoPuppyDad January 22, 2014
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fartriloquist

Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.
Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.
by PsychoPuppyDad April 04, 2011
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