PsychoPuppyDad's definitions

Moved to the Hudson

Disappeared, presumed permanently missing. Dedicated to anyone in the Tri-State area who ends up offending someone and ends up sunk in the Hudson River.

I haven't seen Vito lately, I think he moved to the Hudson.

by PsychoPuppyDad July 15, 2009

fartriloquist

Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.

Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.

by PsychoPuppyDad April 4, 2011

Catholic Poop

A Catholic Poop is a poop so vile-smelling that your roommate or Spousal Unit is forced to light a candle to try to counteract the odor.

Wow! Light the candles and say a novena! That was one nasty Catholic Poop!

by PsychoPuppyDad December 13, 2010

tarped

A specialized injury found often in baseball parks. As the tarp is run out over the field to protect the surface from rain, one of the team trips (or loses a leg), and is covered by the tarp.

Where's Walt?

I don't know. He was just here. What's that bump over there?

Dude. Walt got tarped.

by PsychoPuppyDad July 31, 2010

Then a miracle occurs

The standard method for having an unreasonable deadline met just in time. Usually quoted when the time given, staffing levels or design constraints will not be met in any other way.

Sam: "This project will take three months from beginning to end, design, develop and test."

Boss: "It's due in three weeks."

Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."

by PsychoPuppyDad August 4, 2010

freezer diving

Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.

Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?

I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.

by PsychoPuppyDad August 5, 2010

Executive White Trash

Executive White Trash are people who have white collar jobs, seem normal at the office, but then spend the weekend at monster truck rallies, drinking cheap beer and wandering through the woods, shooting at things.

"Why was Frank coming out of Wal-Mart with a new rifle and four bags of pork rinds on Saturday? He was wearing a NASCAR cap. I thought he was a programmer at IBM!"

"He's Executive White Trash, is what he is. His Beemer has a gun rack."

by PsychoPuppyDad May 4, 2010