by PsychoPuppyDad April 23, 2009
by PsychoPuppyDad June 12, 2008
The number of people assigned to a project that can be hit by a bus without impacting the project's completion. This number should be as high as possible.
For the slasher game project, the bus number is three, but there are only ten people on the project.
by PsychoPuppyDad November 18, 2008
The standard method for having an unreasonable deadline met just in time. Usually quoted when the time given, staffing levels or design constraints will not be met in any other way.
Sam: "This project will take three months from beginning to end, design, develop and test."
Boss: "It's due in three weeks."
Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."
Boss: "It's due in three weeks."
Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."
by PsychoPuppyDad August 03, 2010
A Frankenstein Deck is a slide deck or PowerPoint file made up of slides borrowed from other seemingly random decks. It is usually characterized by constant changes in tense, fonts, and background color.
I'm having a hard time following this Frankenstein Deck - none of the background images are consistent, and it seems like some parts were written for different versions of the product.
by PsychoPuppyDad October 03, 2011
Executive White Trash are people who have white collar jobs, seem normal at the office, but then spend the weekend at monster truck rallies, drinking cheap beer and wandering through the woods, shooting at things.
"Why was Frank coming out of Wal-Mart with a new rifle and four bags of pork rinds on Saturday? He was wearing a NASCAR cap. I thought he was a programmer at IBM!"
"He's Executive White Trash, is what he is. His Beemer has a gun rack."
"He's Executive White Trash, is what he is. His Beemer has a gun rack."
by PsychoPuppyDad May 04, 2010
Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.
Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?
I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.
I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.
by PsychoPuppyDad August 05, 2010