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Fitbitch

A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.
Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.
by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015
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fitbitch

To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.
"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"
by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014
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fatbitched

Hey, you fatbitched me last night. We were supposed to play poker.

Don't fatbitch me for that ho.
by omkrmyhobby June 25, 2009
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Fatbitchwhore

a comeback slang after someone utters a sarcastic remark insulting the other person; often used by obease whales.
Person makes a mistake
"Smooth move."
"Fatbitchwhore!"
by obeasewhales13 September 6, 2011
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fatbitch

Verb, When you take food that does not belong to you, either off another persons plate or from the fridge or pantry.
Hey Dude, quit fatbitchin' my fries!

Alright, who the hell fatbitched all the Oreos?!?
by jimbo66 April 10, 2010
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fizbitch

a girl who seems to be super fun and peppy and hilarious until you get to know her and realize she's a hyper, annoying, backstabbing tease
"who knew elizabeth could be such a fizbitch?"
by Mr.Byrne August 6, 2008
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Fatbitch

Fatbitch loves milkshakes.
by OGOC_idek November 5, 2016
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