A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.

Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.

Fitbitch by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015

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fitbitch

To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.

"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"

fitbitch by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014

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Fizzbitch

An alcoholic drink consisting of 50% champagne, 30% tequila, and 20% blue Gatorade. The lack of a distinct taste means that you will be drunk before you even realise it's alcohol.

Originated at Dalhousie University

After a night of drinking Fizzbitch, nobody can guarantee where you will end up.

Fizzbitch by to7dal September 12, 2011

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fizzbitch

New flavor of Power Thirst energy drink.

"Power Thirst! With new flavors like Manana! Fizzbitch! And Gun!"

fizzbitch by Brittany Monster December 21, 2007

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fitbitching

(Verb) To engage in a quarrel or dispute over exercise fitbit results.

Oh , they are fitbitching on who did more steps on their fitbits

fitbitching by The_word_smith October 7, 2015

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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