The act of touching young ladies inappropriately while they are sleeping.
Not to be confused with
skullduggery which is what pirates do, which may possibly include male on male duggary and even
buggery
John's girlfriend fell asleep watching the movie so we all had a quick bit of duggary.
My step-daughter came home drunk last night and passed out on the couch. I duggared her and
fapped about it afterwards.
A wonderful thing is a duggar, a duggar's a wonderful thing, you wait til your sister is sleeping, and then
diddle her
snatch with your finger.
A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.
Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.
satt·ire
ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
noun
the use of humorous, ironic, exaggerated, or ridiculous clothing to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Wearing the Elton John outfit to the Republican dinner was Sattire at its finest
The animal adjective relating to all things penguiny.
Dogs have canine, cats have feline, and buffalo have bubaline.
Having his pants around his ankles made his walking rather penguine
His choice of tuxedo gave him a rather penguine appearance.
Burgess Meredith's role in Batman was delightfully penguine.
