5 definitions by Slap the Penguin
The act of touching young ladies inappropriately while they are sleeping.
Not to be confused with skullduggery which is what pirates do, which may possibly include male on male duggary and even buggery
Not to be confused with skullduggery which is what pirates do, which may possibly include male on male duggary and even buggery
John's girlfriend fell asleep watching the movie so we all had a quick bit of duggary.
My step-daughter came home drunk last night and passed out on the couch. I duggared her and fapped about it afterwards.
A wonderful thing is a duggar, a duggar's a wonderful thing, you wait til your sister is sleeping, and then diddle her snatch with your finger.
My step-daughter came home drunk last night and passed out on the couch. I duggared her and fapped about it afterwards.
A wonderful thing is a duggar, a duggar's a wonderful thing, you wait til your sister is sleeping, and then diddle her snatch with your finger.
by Slap the Penguin June 6, 2015
The animal adjective relating to all things penguiny.
Dogs have canine, cats have feline, and buffalo have bubaline.
Dogs have canine, cats have feline, and buffalo have bubaline.
Having his pants around his ankles made his walking rather penguine
His choice of tuxedo gave him a rather penguine appearance.
Burgess Meredith's role in Batman was delightfully penguine.
His choice of tuxedo gave him a rather penguine appearance.
Burgess Meredith's role in Batman was delightfully penguine.
by Slap the Penguin July 5, 2015
satt·ire
ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
noun
the use of humorous, ironic, exaggerated, or ridiculous clothing to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
noun
the use of humorous, ironic, exaggerated, or ridiculous clothing to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
by Slap the Penguin December 6, 2014
A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.
Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.
by Slap the Penguin July 19, 2015
A portmanteau of the words political and comedy which suggests either some comedy with an element of politics i.e. The Daily Show or The Colbert Report, or some politics with an element of comedy i.e. Donald Trump or Sarah Palin
I love Stephen Colbert and his politicomedy, he is so funny and insightful.
That Donald Trump is certainly bringing politicomedy to the masses. I hope everyone votes for him and then regrets it for the next four years.
That Donald Trump is certainly bringing politicomedy to the masses. I hope everyone votes for him and then regrets it for the next four years.
by Slap the Penguin September 6, 2015