Fitbitch

A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.

Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.

Fitbitch by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015

fitbitch

To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.

"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"

fitbitch by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014

fatbitched 

verb; to avoid or ditch

Hey, you fatbitched me last night. We were supposed to play poker.

Don't fatbitch me for that ho.

fatbitched by omkrmyhobby June 25, 2009

Fatbitchwhore 

a comeback slang after someone utters a sarcastic remark insulting the other person; often used by obease whales.

Person makes a mistake
"Smooth move."
"Fatbitchwhore!"

Fatbitchwhore by obeasewhales13 September 6, 2011

fatbitch

Verb, When you take food that does not belong to you, either off another persons plate or from the fridge or pantry.

Hey Dude, quit fatbitchin' my fries!

Alright, who the hell fatbitched all the Oreos?!?

fatbitch by jimbo66 April 10, 2010

fizbitch 

a girl who seems to be super fun and peppy and hilarious until you get to know her and realize she's a hyper, annoying, backstabbing tease

"who knew elizabeth could be such a fizbitch?"

fizbitch by Mr.Byrne August 6, 2008

Fatbitch

Jack Gilinsky

Fatbitch loves milkshakes.

Fatbitch by OGOC_idek November 5, 2016