fignent

A horrible mispronunciation of 'figment.' Used when declaring that something does not exist and is merely a hallucination created by the brain.

Bro, birds aren't real. They're just a fignent of our imagination.

fignent by TheAonyMan587 May 9, 2026

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010

Flying Fignewton

Another word for a firecracker.

We went down to the park and set off some Flying Fignewtons.

Flying Fignewton by John Farrell April 8, 2004

figment 

something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined

Social figments, feints, and formalism. --Mrs. Browning
It carried rather an appearance of figment and invention . . . than of truth and reality. --Woodward.

figment by Dani May 23, 2003

Figment 

A writing website for teens. Not lame like Inkpop and fanfiction, though.

I posted my poem on figment and people are loving it

Figment by Astralhaze Wellington March 3, 2011

Figment 

The little purple dinosaur guy in Epcot Center in Walt Disney World.

I love Figment. He's so cute!

Figment by Andi March 8, 2005