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Flying Fignewton

We went down to the park and set off some Flying Fignewtons.
When the words of both "Finesse" and "Semester" are combined . An academic semester which consists of varying degrees of "finesse" to achieve grades higher than those which would have been earned during a different, yet comparable semester, especially in regards to the COVID-19 outbreak and the online classes in which students were forced to partake and adapt in.
Bro! I aced Differential Equations! Thank the Lord for COVID-19 and these zoom classes! Spring 2020 semester fr is a finnester!

What classes are you taking for the Fall 2020 Finnester? I heard its finna be online again!

I just finished my Physics requirements during the Summer 2020 Finnester! Got an A.
Finnester by finnesster May 25, 2020
Funewter is cool!!
Funewter by KittyGoOwO April 17, 2022

fignewton 

When you're so beyond the point of figgity figgity that you're literally the jam inside the cookie thing.
damn, this game of slap-jug has me fignewton to the eigth
fignewton by drol_gnob July 19, 2016

Fignewton 

It is the mother of all cuss-words. It's every fucking word. Preferred to be said as an insult.
Hey Kyle whats up?
FUCK YOU, GO AWAY YOU FIGNEWTON COCK RAMMER.
Fignewton by chrisss flores December 17, 2008
the act of being finer than the finest
Chris thinks he won the fight until I said that it was finester.
finester by poogoggle February 17, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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