fididleing 

The act of felatiating a table or any object.

Hey I totally was fididleing this girl.

fididleing by YEESUS April 13, 2014

ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.

Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!

ferret fiddling by egnaro May 17, 2005

fiddling a loose one 

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.

Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"

fiddling a loose one by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

fiddling while Rome burns 

To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis.

Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).

duskins: "Just waiting for the time to be ideal!"
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<

fiddling while Rome burns by duskins July 17, 2006

Fiddling

The art of female masturbation.

I'm fiddling so leave me be!
I really need to fiddle.

Fiddling by indiana princess October 31, 2010

fiddling the ferret 

To masturbate. To stroke one's own penis. To jerk off.

After Sara turned out to be a bitch and he realized Heather was a gold-digging whore, Al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to porn he found on imagefap.

fiddling the ferret by Blenderhead91 September 7, 2010

Fiddling the bean 

1. (verb). Male or female stimulation of the clitoris, whether it be by someone else or by the female owning the "bean."

1.Timmycoke was fiddling the bean of that fat girl for so long that the couch became wet with mysterious bodily fluids.
2. Due to her boyfriend cheating on her, Amy resorted to fiddling the bean all night.

Fiddling the bean by John Sinise, Marty McFly, William Fontaine. July 19, 2006