Fiddling

The art of female masturbation.

I'm fiddling so leave me be!
I really need to fiddle.

Fiddling by indiana princess October 31, 2010

fiddling

At the beginning of a beer pong game whilst teammates are filling up the cups, they accidentally pour into the same cup

Tim: "Oh man we just totally fiddled!"

Mark" "Yeah we did man! Big Fiddling Fiddler McFiddlestein!"

fiddling by UNGZ March 1, 2009

Fiddling

In Belize, this native slang is the action of a man giving his material items and/or spending money aimlessly on a woman for the benefit of sexual favors.

John is fiddling heavy on Indira. Soon he won't have anything that he personally owns.

Fiddling by Verybestofthebest March 30, 2021

Fiddling

When you mess around intending to have fun but instead get your ass beat.

Aaron: Dad, Dave is fiddling!
Dad: I’m gonna give him a can of whoop ass

Fiddling by Beck stewart June 3, 2021

fiddling a loose one 

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.

Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"

fiddling a loose one by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

fiddling while Rome burns 

To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis.

Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).

duskins: "Just waiting for the time to be ideal!"
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<

fiddling while Rome burns by duskins July 17, 2006

fiddling the ferret 

To masturbate. To stroke one's own penis. To jerk off.

After Sara turned out to be a bitch and he realized Heather was a gold-digging whore, Al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to porn he found on imagefap.

fiddling the ferret by Blenderhead91 September 7, 2010