Blenderhead91's definitions

banana boob

(n.) a woman's breast that slopes smoothly into its terminus with a pointy nipple. Breasts afflicted with banana boob usually have puffy or atomic nipples. Fondness for tits of this nature is considered to be a fetish. One thing's for sure, they are most definitely highly suckable.

Diane's banana boobs could potentially detach your retina. Be careful!

by blenderhead91 September 1, 2010

turkish bread

(n.) A condition afflicting an unhygenic vagina which may or may not be malodorous and produces little crusty pellets that may adhere to the vulva or collect in the panties. Turkish bread may be a result of any of several infections commonly associated with a woman's pussy or simply the result of not washing one's stanky snatch. Reportedly, turkish bread has a cheese-like flavor and is viewed as a delicacy to be spread on Triscuits or Ritz in some circles.

Nichole's turkish bread finally got to me after after all these years. Night after night of gagging on that crust just got to me; I had to leave.

by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009

Getting Mud for the Turtle

To engage in anal intercourse; to insert one's penis into another's rectum.

I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.

by Blenderhead91 April 9, 2009

Yam Hammer

n.) A fully erect penis, usually one of staggering sive and girth.

Suzy gagged on Neil's yam hammer, despite being an accomplished cocksucker.

by Blenderhead91 April 4, 2009

spontaneous regularity

(n.) diahrrea, often of the explosive and unpredictable sort.

What Donald thought was a fart had turned out to be a bout of spontaneous regularity.

by Blenderhead91 April 10, 2009

Zippy the Squirrel

A squirrel that made national headlines in early 2008, after attacking Mike Huckabee during a campaign speech in Clemson, SC. Mr. Huckabee had admitted to consuming squirrels previously, but revenge was not the apparent motive for the assault. The squirrel leapt from the rafters after scurrying amongst the light fixtures, laning on Huckabee's neck and scratching and biting him there and on his face and ears. Huckabee's comments about state's rights and the flying of the Confederate Battle Flag seemed to incite the rodent to attack. Zippy was subsequently subdued by Chuck Norris. Huckabee's wounds were trivial. DNC chair Howard Dean denied that Zippy was a Democratic Party operative, but did say that squirrels are keen survivors, and that Mike Huckabee is one of the biggest nuts out there.

Zippy the Squirrel did his part to derail Mike Huckabee's Presidential campaign in 2008. His present whereabouts are unknown.

by Blenderhead91 September 5, 2010

resinous nug

A particularly sticky marijuana bud; a small chunk of pot that is tacky to the touch or has THC crystals that are obvious to those viewing it.

I left a resinous nug in the dash of Leo's Honda. I hope he didn't smoke it yet!

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009