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fetzel

A female-aligned pretzel with a fish-like personality.
person 1: you are a fetzel
person 2: wdym
person 1: You act like a fish
person 2: No
by secondgenesis April 26, 2021
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Fretzeldurmf

The name of a person who is:
Friendly
Rememberable
Enthralling
Tranquil
Zoomy
Expedient
Liturgical
Demonstrative
Unilateral
Recursive
Mild
Factual
Person One: "Yo Fretzeldurmf"
Person Two: "Yo Person One"
Person Three: "Why does he have such a weird name:
Person One: "He saw it in a Bill Wurtz Video"
by Anvay15 September 23, 2021
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feezel

verb. To simultaneously shit and puke.
Ah man, those burritos must've had something in them...I was feezeling all night!
by jewblahsky November 10, 2011
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Fetzering

Noun: 1. The act of making an unfounded or unsubstantiated claim.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.

Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.
1. Without evidence your claim is simple fetzering.

2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.
by bpete1969 February 19, 2013
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Fezzelboker

A moron. About 90% of the people in the word are fezzelbokers. Scientist are attempting to find out what caused this strange epidemic.

Signs that you're a fezzelboker:
TYPin LyK DiZ!
Enjoying top 40 songs
Watching reality television
Thinking sex is more important than love
Being an etrovert
Being an narcissist
Enjoying nu-metal
Being shallow
Being predjudice
Being hateful
Thinking Fred is funny
Fezzelboker texting non-fezzelboker:YO STfU Yo FFFFattT hoBaG! I MAK SEx Wit YO mOMma lAZt nighte kay BBITTCh!

non-fezzelboker:You should learn english.

*signs off*
by Troll trollin' August 17, 2011
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futzel

1. A small ball of lint or fuzz, esp. one stuck to clothing.
2. A tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.
1. These vintage sweaters are worthless-- they're covered in futzels.

2. There's nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.
by Mr.Dandy January 17, 2012
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Fetello

A word used by someone's dumb ex girlfiend instead of felatio...
Brian sure loves fetello from his boy Bryan...
by Jdub2979 May 21, 2010
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