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A female-aligned pretzel with a fish-like personality.
person 1: you are a fetzel
person 2: wdym
person 1: You act like a fish
person 2: No
fetzel by secondgenesis April 26, 2021
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Fretzeldurmf 

The name of a person who is:
Friendly
Rememberable
Enthralling
Tranquil
Zoomy
Expedient
Liturgical
Demonstrative
Unilateral
Recursive
Mild
Factual
Person One: "Yo Fretzeldurmf"
Person Two: "Yo Person One"
Person Three: "Why does he have such a weird name:
Person One: "He saw it in a Bill Wurtz Video"
Fretzeldurmf by Anvay15 September 23, 2021
Related Words
verb. To simultaneously shit and puke.
Ah man, those burritos must've had something in them...I was feezeling all night!
feezel by jewblahsky November 10, 2011

Fetzering 

Noun: 1. The act of making an unfounded or unsubstantiated claim.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.

Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.
1. Without evidence your claim is simple fetzering.

2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.
Fetzering by bpete1969 February 19, 2013

Fezzelboker 

A moron. About 90% of the people in the word are fezzelbokers. Scientist are attempting to find out what caused this strange epidemic.

Signs that you're a fezzelboker:
TYPin LyK DiZ!
Enjoying top 40 songs
Watching reality television
Thinking sex is more important than love
Being an etrovert
Being an narcissist
Enjoying nu-metal
Being shallow
Being predjudice
Being hateful
Thinking Fred is funny
Fezzelboker texting non-fezzelboker:YO STfU Yo FFFFattT hoBaG! I MAK SEx Wit YO mOMma lAZt nighte kay BBITTCh!

non-fezzelboker:You should learn english.

*signs off*
Fezzelboker by Troll trollin' August 17, 2011
1. A small ball of lint or fuzz, esp. one stuck to clothing.
2. A tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.
1. These vintage sweaters are worthless-- they're covered in futzels.

2. There's nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.
futzel by Mr.Dandy January 17, 2012
A word used by someone's dumb ex girlfiend instead of felatio...
Brian sure loves fetello from his boy Bryan...
Fetello by Jdub2979 May 21, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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