fetzel 

A female-aligned pretzel with a fish-like personality.

person 1: you are a fetzel
person 2: wdym
person 1: You act like a fish
person 2: No

fetzel by secondgenesis April 26, 2021

Fretzeldurmf 

The name of a person who is:
Friendly
Rememberable
Enthralling
Tranquil
Zoomy
Expedient
Liturgical
Demonstrative
Unilateral
Recursive
Mild
Factual

Person One: "Yo Fretzeldurmf"
Person Two: "Yo Person One"
Person Three: "Why does he have such a weird name:
Person One: "He saw it in a Bill Wurtz Video"

Fretzeldurmf by Anvay15 September 23, 2021

feezel

verb. To simultaneously shit and puke.

Ah man, those burritos must've had something in them...I was feezeling all night!

feezel by jewblahsky November 10, 2011

Fetzering 

Noun: 1. The act of making an unfounded or unsubstantiated claim.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.

Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.

1. Without evidence your claim is simple fetzering.

2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.

Fetzering by bpete1969 February 19, 2013

Fezzelboker 

A moron. About 90% of the people in the word are fezzelbokers. Scientist are attempting to find out what caused this strange epidemic.

Signs that you're a fezzelboker:
TYPin LyK DiZ!
Enjoying top 40 songs
Watching reality television
Thinking sex is more important than love
Being an etrovert
Being an narcissist
Enjoying nu-metal
Being shallow
Being predjudice
Being hateful
Thinking Fred is funny

Fezzelboker texting non-fezzelboker:YO STfU Yo FFFFattT hoBaG! I MAK SEx Wit YO mOMma lAZt nighte kay BBITTCh!

non-fezzelboker:You should learn english.

*signs off*

Fezzelboker by Troll trollin' August 17, 2011

futzel

1. A small ball of lint or fuzz, esp. one stuck to clothing.
2. A tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.

1. These vintage sweaters are worthless-- they're covered in futzels.

2. There's nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.

futzel by Mr.Dandy January 17, 2012

Fetello 

A word used by someone's dumb ex girlfiend instead of felatio...

Brian sure loves fetello from his boy Bryan...

Fetello by Jdub2979 May 21, 2010