Fetzelstick 

Describing a dumb person, an insult.

"You're such a fetzelstick, you failed the test."

Fetzelstick by Miyamou September 26, 2018

Fetzelstick 

Fetzelstick , someone who is completely useless to where words cannot describe them, dumber than a fat pretzel stick.

Mary: "Whats Obama's last name?"
John: "You're such a god damn fetzelstick"

Fetzelstick by Miyamou September 26, 2018

FeezleStick 

a thing which bobby price shoves up his ass

Bobby, get the feezlestick out of there

FeezleStick by Josh March 20, 2003