feezel

verb. To simultaneously shit and puke.

Ah man, those burritos must've had something in them...I was feezeling all night!

by jewblahsky November 10, 2011

Feezer

A cylindrical brush used to smack your victims

I'm gonna hit you with my feezer

by Super gay fag April 2, 2017

Fezzelboker

A moron. About 90% of the people in the word are fezzelbokers. Scientist are attempting to find out what caused this strange epidemic.

Signs that you're a fezzelboker:
TYPin LyK DiZ!
Enjoying top 40 songs
Watching reality television
Thinking sex is more important than love
Being an etrovert
Being an narcissist
Enjoying nu-metal
Being shallow
Being predjudice
Being hateful
Thinking Fred is funny

Fezzelboker texting non-fezzelboker:YO STfU Yo FFFFattT hoBaG! I MAK SEx Wit YO mOMma lAZt nighte kay BBITTCh!

non-fezzelboker:You should learn english.

*signs off*

by Troll trollin' August 17, 2011

Fetzelstick

Describing a dumb person, an insult.

"You're such a fetzelstick, you failed the test."

by Miyamou September 26, 2018

feeze

This is a word to describe what happens when you fart and sneeze at the same time.
FVFN 8 years old

I feezed it was very stinky and loud.

by fairy floss December 6, 2019

feeze

(verb transitive)(as defined in the children's book `Teach Me To Feeze`) to fart and sneeze simultaneously. See also snart

Her dramatic feeze caused everyone on the elevator to stop talking.

by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

feeze

noun: a fart snd sneeze combo
verb: when u fart and sneeze at the same time

“ayo becca just ripped a feeze.”
“guys, i just feezed lmao.”

by rawblocks June 26, 2022