Fettuccini
Fettuccini by mousepenetrator44 December 15, 2022
Fettuccini Alfretoe
“Bro, last night my girl and I tried fettuccini alfretoe for the first time.”
“No way! I’ve been trying to convince my wife to do that for weeks.”
“No way! I’ve been trying to convince my wife to do that for weeks.”
Fettuccini Alfretoe by in_a_camper213 August 19, 2019
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fettuccine-sized slit
The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.
Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."
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Fettuccine
Fettuccine is another adjective for making money. Due to its high value ingredients that are often spoken highly by rappers, (Pasta, Mayo, Chicken, etc...) fettuccine is describing your riches beyond belief.
Daeshawn: "Dam son where'd you get all that money from?"
Tyrone: "C'mon son. You know I been fettuccine chefin on the low."
Tyrone: "C'mon son. You know I been fettuccine chefin on the low."
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