Mayo is the seed of all universal creation. He is a true Diety who rules over the cosmos with his black belt in one hand and a piece of paper in another. He is often seen in the human world however spectating the world from a human perspective. He resides at a school and is often seen conjuring godly magic as seen from by other students. For example, walking around in circles singing the brown hymns. Eating paper in the name of the Brown Gods. And most importantly likes licking people to taste how pure is their soul. Apart from that he lives a regular life like another young alpha male, banging chicks and getting dosh behind The Shed.
Mr Walker (Teacher): Mayo, could you please hand in your work for today?
Mayo (Currently eating paper): SShuree
Mayo (Currently eating paper): SShuree
by AngryAsian212 January 15, 2022
A derogatory term for whites people a.k.a. bleachers, honkeys, whiteys,, and cracker.
It is more commonly used in the context of when food is involved in the conversation.
It is more commonly used in the context of when food is involved in the conversation.
by Dragon Slays That December 12, 2010
1) Buy some mayo when your out shopping please.
2) Person one: You know this is gonna sound lame, but i really wanna spread love but i have to have it first you know, say you're gonna spread mayo but you only have mustard.
2) Person one: You know this is gonna sound lame, but i really wanna spread love but i have to have it first you know, say you're gonna spread mayo but you only have mustard.
by kookooTaco December 02, 2019
This term Mayo is used to describe the act of smoking a cigarette down to the filter, where there is virtually no tobacco left.
Bill: Hey man can I hit that cigarette?
Bob: There's only a little left.
Bill: It's fine I will just Mayo it.
Bob: Fiend.
Bob: There's only a little left.
Bill: It's fine I will just Mayo it.
Bob: Fiend.
by keylimeisbomb March 01, 2013
by Axo the Axolotl June 05, 2018