zeezer43's definitions

Hactical

Hactical is the exact opposite of tacticool. One strives to achieve the optimal level of being hack by using substandard products in a tactical fashion.

Man, your shit, duct-tape wrapped AK-47 looks very hactical even by a terrorist's standards. Be ready for jihad comrade.

by zeezer43 November 9, 2022

Queef Oppression

Whenever one does not have a fettuccine-sized slit leading to the release of the nefarious queef during intercourse.

"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

cockception

When a straight identifying man watches so much sissy porn, that he slowly begins to grow a lust for cock. The specific moment of this inception is called cockception.

Josh didn't realize that watching 10000 hours of sissy porn would induce cockception.

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

Chosen Gender Phase

The gender which an individual has willingly chosen and accepted for themselves.

"I think I finally accomplished one of the most important steps of self-discovery. I have finally entered my chosen gender phase."

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

intervaginality

The belief that feminine hygiene products should be tailor made for all women, but in actuality are predominantly manufactured for Caucasian women.

Feminine hygiene products have become today's leading intervaginality issue.

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

slitticcine

A vaginal slit whose proportions have been deformed away from the ideal fettuccine-sized slit due to too much exposure to heat as a result of vaginal friction (i.e. caused by sexual intercourse).

Wow I saw my mom's slit for the first time. She's definitely cooking some slitticcine down there.

by zeezer43 July 9, 2021