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A soymate is a person, place or thing with which one has a strong, natural and organic, and often times euphoric, experience. This often times manifests itself in a spontaneous manner that can leave the participants unguarded and vulnerable. A soymate does not always refer to a lover and could be in reference to platonic relationships and or experiences.
by zeezer43 January 16, 2021
Get the soymate mug.A soymate is a person, place or thing with which one has a strong, natural and organic, and often times euphoric, experience. This often times manifests itself in a spontaneous manner that can leave the participants unguarded and vulnerable. A soymate does not always refer to a lover and could be in reference to platonic relationships and or experiences.
by zeezer43 January 16, 2021
Get the soymate mug.Hactical is the exact opposite of tacticool. One strives to achieve the optimal level of being hack by using substandard products in a tactical fashion.
Man, your shit, duct-tape wrapped AK-47 looks very hactical even by a terrorist's standards. Be ready for jihad comrade.
by zeezer43 November 9, 2022
Get the Hactical mug.The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.
The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
Get the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory mug.A derivative of Evolutionary Masculinity Theory. This theory posits that independent, strong women submit to men, who they are more or less oppressing, by accepting the male's sexualized submissive world view, at which point these independent, strong women are living in the image of a male's world outlook as referenced by the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory.
"Did you hear about Khara who is cuckolding her unwilling, disabled, veteran husband deployed in an active warzone? She thinks it's so sexually empowering, but little does she know she is actually validating Inferior Female Theory because he has sexualized his position, thus assuming the dominant role from the bottom and she has submitted to her fate."
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
Get the Inferior Female Theory mug.A sexual outlook that develops in women after multiple experiences with inferior penises (ex: micropenises).
"This is now the fifth 'man' I have dated with a micropenis, I'm afraid I'm becoming dickenfranchised."
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
Get the Dickenfranchised mug.A whoremone is an endocrine signaling molecule released when a Chad's pheromones are detected by the olfactory sensory organs by men, women or others alike. This molecule signals the body that intercourse is about to go down.
by zeezer43 June 19, 2021
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