The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.
Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."
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"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"
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Get the Queef Oppression mug.The belief that feminine hygiene products should be tailor made for all women, but in actuality are predominantly manufactured for Caucasian women.
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Get the intervaginality mug.A derivative of Evolutionary Masculinity Theory. This theory posits that independent, strong women submit to men, who they are more or less oppressing, by accepting the male's sexualized submissive world view, at which point these independent, strong women are living in the image of a male's world outlook as referenced by the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory.
"Did you hear about Khara who is cuckolding her unwilling, disabled, veteran husband deployed in an active warzone? She thinks it's so sexually empowering, but little does she know she is actually validating Inferior Female Theory because he has sexualized his position, thus assuming the dominant role from the bottom and she has submitted to her fate."
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"This is now the fifth 'man' I have dated with a micropenis, I'm afraid I'm becoming dickenfranchised."
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Get the Dickenfranchised mug.A gender affiliation whereby the individual's gender is a superposition of more than one gender and its value can only be determined by direct influence of investigation, thereby collapsing the gender function and thus assuming a momentary realized gender.
Some people think being non-binary is trendy... trying being schrödingender, where your own gender is never known until the moment of observation
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