fettucini 

an undercover cop/drug deala.

usually is easy to tell if somebody is fettucini because they have something either wikid sick or out of place.

(x): dood check out dem spinnin rims!
(y): dat shit has GOT ta be fettucini, dawg

fettucini by d to da g December 22, 2004

fettucini 

undercover cop

Yo, that nigga in da Crown Royale gotz to be fettucini, only five-O drive dem thangs.

fettucini by Dirty September 18, 2003

fettucini alfredo 

the best damn pasta existing.

dang, that fettucini alfredo was sooo tasty!

fettucini alfredo by bebeswagga August 8, 2008

fettucini beanie 

A fettuccini beanie is when you grab a chick with stringy flat blond hair and cum in said woman's hair and then swoop it around her head making a fettuccini beanie

fettucini beanie

fettucini beanie by Bedroombusternut October 7, 2016

fettuccine-sized slit 

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

fettuccine-sized slit by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

Fettuccine 

Fettuccine is another adjective for making money. Due to its high value ingredients that are often spoken highly by rappers, (Pasta, Mayo, Chicken, etc...) fettuccine is describing your riches beyond belief.

Daeshawn: "Dam son where'd you get all that money from?"
Tyrone: "C'mon son. You know I been fettuccine chefin on the low."

Fettuccine by $Tay$ November 27, 2017

fettuccine Alfredo

When you cum in a girl, and keep fucking her until your dick is floppy and soft. Like a spaghetti.

Jon: "I totally fettuccine alfredo'd my girl last night!"

fettuccine Alfredo by Patoat August 10, 2016