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Fettuccine 

Daamn nice retro’s thats some fettuccine
Fettuccine by Koko540 March 1, 2019

fettuccine 

Conterfit Money
"How Much Fettuccine can i get wit $100?"
fettuccine by Farid January 19, 2004

Fettuccine 

The best food in the entire world
Creamy and delicious

Eat it with alfredo better than penne
You should try some fettuccine alfredo because it tastes so good
Fettuccine by lunarziarun April 25, 2019

Fettuccine 

"Hey fresh. That's Fettuccine."

-- Big Tymers in "This is How We Do"
Fettuccine by Banghead November 9, 2003

fettuccine-sized slit 

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.
Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

fettuccine Alfredo

When you cum in a girl, and keep fucking her until your dick is floppy and soft. Like a spaghetti.
Jon: "I totally fettuccine alfredo'd my girl last night!"
fettuccine Alfredo by Patoat August 10, 2016